I didn't have a profile until now - was told the lack of info on me was perhaps hindering my efforts to get a bloke.... lol....but rather than a wordy profile, I am going to be short and sweet, and this is what I want. When you get to my ripe old age, you know what you want!! I don't want oldies or really young, but 30 to early 40s...
Housewife from Brighton.. So horny I've just started watching porn realise I need it badly
I'm looking for friendship, a lover and more than single encounters, for casual dates with sparkling conversation sharing drinks or a lovely romantic meal. Treat me with passion, adore me, let me be your plaything, tease me, let me flirt with you, open hearts smiling and laughing, before we slip away... into a twilight delicious twinkling world of wonder and delight... Ideally you'll be taller than me, have a beautiful...
I do not have night life and never go to clubs and hardly go to bars. I love romance but it is too hard to guess what will happen..
What kind of friend am I looking for?
-IF YOU
are older than 35 younger than 55,
are intelligent and who does believe in quality more than quantity -means that a gentleman who wants to see a lady on a regular...
I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
I'm trying to be adventurous as I have never done his before.
I'm on here for the same reasons as everyone else sex and lots of it . I just want to have a laugh . I have a very dirty mind I love rough sex and big cocks I'm married with kids so I can only do daytime meets and no overnight stays . I like being held down and fucked very hard . I love hearing men talking dirty to...
I am normal in all ways. PLEASE DONT WINK AT ME - I DONT RESPOND TO WINKS I'm not looking for married or taken men. If your looking for NSA then I'm not interested in you... Move on and don't bore me. I hate being called luv darlin or such like. I am just looking for an honest normal bloke who is willing to meet up and see where it...
I have been single for a long time so I am really ready to be fucked, fingered and sucked! Sorry but I am only interested in people in local area.
Looking for something meaningful and discreet with a charismatic and kissable friend.
I fantasise about being treated like a queen and actually having good sex :)
Married life is stressful and there is no adventure, excitement, wining and dining, you know have a good time
I wanna be swept off my feet
First - ladies I'm straight....
Right clearly I have to make the below clearer. I'm not interested in one male nor am I trying to match you guys and take you to my bedroom. This is not about me finding a f*k buddy I don't need to go online to find that.. Trust me... It's two of you or nothing preferably friends but seeing how this goes I may just...
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Just looking for uncomplicated regular fun, not in to one night stands - they are never as good in reality as in the imagination. It takes time to get to know someones body for the real sparks to fly.
I have a very high sex drive - way too high to be a bit on the side or just one of a few ;-)
If things develop...
I'm happily single and looking for someone to have some fun with. Without any of the agro of a relationship. I don't do one night stands and not hear to talk, all mouth and no trousers just won't cut it. So if your not up for meeting I'm not interested.
I'm looking for someone who is tall (no-one under 6') someone who looks after themselves, (no fat balding men please)...